ride report by peter.
december already and there is a lot of things on the plate. christmas, christmas parties, spr christmas breakfast, new kit to be ordered, oh, and a new baby needs to be scheduled in there at sometime. it looks to be a busy few weeks. in keeping with the season of giving, i am giving you guys the chance to step up and take control of the group. when #2 son appears, it is unknown how much time i will be able to spend in the saddle but we need to keep a tight reign on the group or it will just become another group ride.

to that end, i devised a cunning plan. in the words of the great blackadder, “as cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed professor of cunning at oxford university”. i needed to split the group up to protect the weaker riders from the pace of the stronger ones. then while the fast boys are smashing themselves apart, the rest of the group can build to a more sustainable pace. as riders progress in their ability, they can then step up to the faster group, or if the stronger guys have been brought down by illness or injury, they can use the second group as a recovery ride.
now how this helps me, is that when the stronger riders are self flagellating at the front, the only guys that they will be hurting are those that have volunteered to go in group one. if they get dropped, they are usually strong enough to make their way back without me having to worry about them. with group two, the natural order of things will find a few guys and girls that will step up and take control of the group to keep it together and help the struggling riders. russell was that person today and i thank him for it as it makes my life easier.
so, how to make the split. how do you tell someone which group they are in. well i didn’t have to. i put a bloody great hill in the middle of the ride and that made the decision for me. gooseberry hill is long and steep. not as long as some of the sunday hills nor as steep as some of the others, but definitely a new thing for the saturday ride. for many it was the extra incentive to say “group 2 for me” for others it would be a long painful morning.
about 40 were willing to ride this morning and we set out on a fairly new route. a zig-zag course through belmont and maida vale found us on hawtin rd which is the last stretch of the hale rd route. this gave us and easier approach to gooseberry than i had originally mapped out as we could cross kalamunda rd at the lights. the selection point was the roundabout and i barked orders as we approached and then watched the group split fairly well in two with about 20 heading straight up gooseberry and the other 20 turning left via ridgehill rd.
as i had slid back through the group to let everyone know what was going on, i started the climb well down in the placings and had a lot of ground to make up. i was surprised at the amount of traffic that this road gets and we had to go single file at the start which allowed a few of the boys a fair gap up ahead. i stuck on hugh’s wheel for as long as i could and we picked up a number of riders before the road flattened out slightly. knowing that this was the calm before the storm, i tried to pick up as much ground as i could before the steepest part of the hill started. as the gradient sapped the strength from my legs, i was past by judd and a couple of others, including julian who is climbing exceptionally well lately (note to drug testers). ryan was well ahead and i have a feeling that hugh was also up the road. as the grade finally settled to the point where you could actually see the finish, i accelerated around judd and the others since i could now measure the effort to the line. i managed to hold julian’s wheel, but was in no state to try to come around.
we waited and watched the riders come up one by one in many a state of emotional and physical disrepair. the last rider was rob, an old mate from work who was back on break from liberia in west africa. not much riding going on there and i was surprised to see him volunteer fro group one. the look on his face at the top of the hill said it may have surprised him too.
a nice descent down the zig-zag complete with a view of the city made it all worthwhile and provided a good reprieve for the legs. a regroup at the top of ridgehill rd provided us with an indication of just how far ahead the second group would be. a looooong way. it took us ages to get up gooseberry, then the zig-zag is not the most direct route to the bottom, so we were at least 15 min behind with about 45 min of riding to go. the group splintered on the descent and quite a bit of organisation was needed to get it back together for the run into town. once we were complete, the boys on the front lit the fuse and were off.
i expected that we may roll through, or even half the group roll through, but the front few were keen to just power through the wind running single file until the pace slackened. another rider would then come to the front and take the strain. the tailwind combined with the diesel motors of judd and nick along with the turbo of ryan and the rotory engines in james and ben, kept us humming along at around 50 kph for most of helana valley rd. by the time we hit great eastern hwy it was clear that there was a group 1 and a group 1.5 due to the pace.
we had picked up another rider on the way and i spent most of helena valley rd chatting to sean o’neil who has been one of, if not “the”, top triathlete in perth the last few years. he was a handy asset to have on the return journey and did a lot of work on the front as we came through the rollers in mt lawley.
every time we regrouped at the lights, the pace would be on so that only the strongest survived to the end. if we discount gooseberry hill, as we did regroup three times after the climb, then it is actually pace that determined who should be in group 1 and 2. as far as i was concerned, it was the best and hardest saturday ride i had been on in ages.
we rolled into the coffee shop about 10 min after the first group had landed and they all had their coffee’s

and sustenance on the table as we arrived. there was no way we were going to catch them, but it had them worried and they were trying to stay away for the rest of the ride. the important thing was that they stayed together.
as for the saturday ride from now on, am keen to get feedback on whether this is the way to go. i think that people will eventually fall into the group that they feel comfortable with and it should make the ride more pleasant for all. if we do proceed down this path of two routes, it will not always be a hill that will be added, but usually a extra lap to give the group two riders a head start for the ride home. however, expect the pace to be high in group one as the chase begins.
in other non-riding type news, just a reminder that the ride on the 20th of dec will be the christmas breakfast in which we will not (as tradition dictates) be riding hard and you will all be encouraged not to be too serious and either dress up or decorate your bike. the breakfast will be held at jerry’s palace in city beach so just be aware that the ride home will be a bit longer that usual and it may pay to organise some small groups to ride home together.
the next run of team kit will be underway soon and i will be posting details on the blog just as soon as i bolt down some of the finer points. like price. there will be the standard kit plus potentially some extras, like undergarments and t-shirts, as long as we get enough orders to reach the minimum required per style. keep an eye on the blog as well as look for the signup sheet circulating around the coffee shop.
i forgot to mention that ryan fell off and hurt his bottom on the way to the ride this morning. luckily it wasn’t his spr kit that he got a hole in.





