Cyclo Sportif Waroona – The Sweepers (Muppets on Bikes)

Well to say that there were a few hills would not do this course justice.  But more of that later.  After organising the team and getting everything sorted out, we were notified of our start position.  LAST!  WTF!  Why did SPR Fast get a start time 5 minutes earlier than us.  I guess Cyclo Sportif have been talking to Toby too much and decided that the Mains would be able to sweep up the “not so” fast members of the SPR Fast group.

Anyway, Jordan picked me up at the respectable time of 7am and we headed down to Waroona.  Not much to report really.  Lots of bikes, lots of MAMILs, lots of pro looking riders with expensive bikes. One Very Pro rider with one very expensive bike (well it would have cost a lot if she wasn’t given it by her team). Yes Emma Pooley was doing the event.  Who????  Emma Pooley (More on that later.)


We were all ready to go and the first teams were released to the varied comments of the announcer.  SPR Fast lined up

This one of two times that we “caught” the fast group, at the start.

We awaited our departure and listened to the various comments coming from the announcer, including bagging Ryan about doing the event on one day a week training.  It was finally our turn to go as the last of the teams in the 79km event.  The announcer informed us that Anna had indeed been replaced by “Anna Hussey” and sent us off with a “and away go SPR1 with a Hussey in their team”

We made our way up Hill St for the right turn onto Hurt Hill. 8km’s of climbing.  After about 1km, there was a call to ease up and I took the opportunity to get off the front and take a photo of the team as we made our way up the climb.

As you can see our faithful Mountain Goat Anna the Hussey was at the rear as the Sweeper making sure no one got dropped or needed a tow up the climb.  For some reason, later on both John and Jen were seen at the back of the group struggling to keep up and so Anna kindly gave them a tow.  I’m not sure why Jen has his hand on Anna’s bum, but he assured us that this was the best position to get the required speed up the hill.  Needless to say that Jen’s hand was on Anna’s bum for quite a few climbs.

We managed to catch a few groups on the first climb, much to my surprise, and throughout the day kept on passing groups of riders. A lot of MAMILs with expensive bikes were passed by those with the not so expensive bikes.  Doesn’t matter what sort of bike you have, you still have to have the engine to power it. I am pleased to say that we were not passed at all during the ride which was a great effort by the whole team. I do recall passing group 8 and 9, and considering we were group 51, not a bad effort.

After getting close to Dwellingup, we had our first look at the first teams that started well before us.  The first was lead by Emma Pooley (followed by 9 guys in a line, who readily admitted to being in the hurt locker for the whole ride).

We also “caught” the SPR fast team, well….. caught a glimpse of them as they returned to Waroona.  That would be the last we saw of them until the food hall.

We continued to pass other riders and teams, while setting a good pace.  We passed quite a few of the teams on the return from Dwellingup.  It was a more pleasant return trip, although still hard work.  Jen cramped up at one stage, but fought on and pushed to the end.

We were clocking up the teams and the km’s until the last downhill section.  I am pretty sure in the last 8km’s we averaged well over 50km/hr (all downhill mind you). I hit 62km/hr at one stage.

We all made it back together as a team (more than I can say for the Fast Group…he he he) and then had a feed in the rec hall.  The fast boys (as I said) had saved us some seats which was much appreciated.  We all told our stories, packed up our gear and headed home. We averaged 30km/hr (on the Garmin) for a total climb of 1300m.  All in all not a bad effort.  Thanks to all the guys and the Hussey that came down to the event. I think we all had a good day out. We were 17th out of 51 and managed to only be 23 minutes behind (in riden time) the Fast group.

My legs are still hurting, even though I have been telling them to Shut Up Legs for at least the last 24hrs.  I guess I need some more time on the Trusty Steed.

10 thoughts on “Cyclo Sportif Waroona – The Sweepers (Muppets on Bikes)”

  1. It was a great day out on the bike. Good weather, a great course and a great team to ride with. Thanks to Jorgy, John, Dave, Anna, Jen and Jamie for a fantastic ride.

  2. So you’re saying Anna is Miss Piggy, giving Jen (aka Kermit) a tow? Who can name the rest of the characters without resorting to Google?

  3. Good work though that you all kept together till the end, and a 30kph average is excellent, coming in about middle of the field with one a week “training”.

  4. Probably the best ride I’ve done on the road bike. Great scenery and long, fast decents! All the more satisfying after going through the pain getting to the top of each one. 30km/h on this course is a massive effort! Team support was superb and what was really – a perfect day out on the bike. Thanks to the team, it was a great experience.

  5. Great work guys… Anna appears to have been loving the hands on approach to the hills… She will be expecting it on all future climbs..

    Very respectable finish if you look at the teams that finished around you, and how they have performed in prior sportifs..

    SPR fast only managed 4th but we were only 25seconds behind of CRT 1 who have won the last two events. The teams in the top two spots worked together (Plan B and Glen Parker) and only 3 of original Glen Parker crew managed to stay with Pooley and her Plan B buddies 😉 I wish we could have gone earlier so we too could have joined the fast peleton..

    We did shell Danny Boy early (ish) on the first time. I told him to wait up for SPR 1 to give you guys a hand but he ended up playing with Total Triathlon as they only had 4 riders to start with and they ended with a respectable time too.. 🙂

    Fun day out, if not a painful one (our work horse Dave, then rode home after lunch.. He is a freak..)…

  6. I have been a bit remiss in not mentioning the work done by Jordan, Dave and John at the front, and the great effort by Jamie to not only keep up but to also set the pace as well. Great work guys.

  7. Excellent ride guys, all done really well and I didn’t touch Anna’s bum once just her back……..honest.

  8. With Anna Harris at the last one and Anna Hussey at this one,I wonder if I’ll ever get my real name in lights!
    I was going to comment on the gorgeous scenery but I didn’t get a chance to look at much,I was either biting my bars trying to get up hills or wiping tears from my eyes going down them.
    Thank you to Jordan,jorgy,jen,John,Jamie (so many j’s) and Dave (booo you’re Jave for today) for all of your patience,support and pushing! What a great group of people.
    Well done SPR Fast,that’s an amazing result.
    Highly recommend it to anyone for next year.

  9. Well done guys, wot a brilliant effort – over 30 average is astonishing for that terrain – they weren’t hills, they were mountains!! Would loved to have joined yuz but you know me and hill things are not the bestest pals and I would have held you back big big time. Pushing my massive behind up every hill would have just about caned the lot of you.

  10. I concur Lennie.. Lucky you and your rear were not there…

    Mwuah ha ha

    Although Jen and John may have been happy to be hands on with you too..

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