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Update: Now you can sing-along…

I know you don’t understand
how could I spend five grand on a bike?

think that’s absurd
well there’s only one answer and there’s only one word

it’s performance – i don’t think you understand
riding with finesse is more than track stands

i got a word of advice for all ya hipsters
go-an-get ya self some brakes and some shifters

i dropped two g’s on my dura-ace
cat one race and i’m setting the pace

my brakes are tuned up i can stop on a dime
when i’m in the pack i’m always holding my line

my bike is so light it’s dialed in just right
i got my seat raised at just the right height

so i can pedal with proficiency don’t mess with my cadence
i pedal to the beat, how you think i made this?

it’s all about performance
that’s the name of the game

i pump up my tyres, and i oil my chain
performance, that’s the name of the game
and i always ride through the pain

all you hipsters think your so tricky
with the messenger bag on the back of a fixy

pedaling quickly down the hill
don’t blow out your knees and take the spill

an anodized chain, cards in ya spokes
how can you ride, your pants are a joke

barely get your hands on your handle bars
looking kind-a-shaky when your weaving through cars

you think it makes you look like courier
it really just makes you look girlier

stainless-steel frame from 1988
you might as well use it as an anchor-weight

it’s all about performance
that’s the name of the game

i pump up my tyres, and i oil my chain
performance, that’s the name of the game

carbon fork, carbon stem, an aluminum frame
god i got-a-get a carbon frame

24/7 i’m in nothing but spandex
cutting through the wind cause i’m aerodynamic

and when i slam it and it makes you look insert
now i’m eating up hills like my name was eddy mercs

with my endurance you don’t stand a chance
my cardiovascular fitness level’s right up there with lance

doing what i can to shave of the seconds
i shave my legs, my girl – she doesn’t get it

i ambricate(?) my skin but i’m never doping
electrolyte smoothies every morning for my focus

i smoke my opponents anytime anywhere
you try to hang on me i’ll have you pedaling squares

it’s all about performance that’s the name of the game
i pump up my tyres, then i oil my chain

performance, that’s the name of the game
and i never feel the pain

it’s all about performance that’s the name of the game
i pump up my tyres, then i oil my chain

performance, that’s the name of the game
and i always ride through the pain.

Enjoy!  – Snuggles… 😉