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State TTT – SPR Masters C Team

Ride Report by John B

Quick Summary

the riders: myself, Alistair B, Daniel, John P

Time: 1.09 av speed 36 kph

I turned up pretty eary as i left my house at 5.50 am. got down there at the same time a lisa and divina and started to set up the trainers.  once the ‘big top’ was up i shifted my gear over and kept warm by turning the legs over.  glad i’d decided to bring the trainer actually as it helps i think.  even more glad of the ‘big-top’ when it hosed down.

the four of us had never ridden together in a TT so it was take it as it comes. we start well and did short turns on the front and peeled off when we felt like a break.  Alistair was our engine room today and really did some great turns on front.  I did a few and kept on eye on the back end and nagged people to hold the wheel and not gap too much (sorry about that…).

We kept together the whole distance and i think performed very respectfully given and lack of experience in these events.  the last 10 kms were hard for me and i think most of us i think.  i was starting to really feel it so i let alistair do all the work as his legs seemed up to the job.  and they were!

we did pick up the speed to cross in front of the crowd at a more ‘impressive’ pace and i was surprised to see we had bettered my estimated of 1.15.

Some of us got some grief when we handed back our kit because we had not provided ‘proof of payment’ for a day lic – next time i’ll get the real thing…

nice effort and we all gained in experience  – something we can shared out to those that want to try out a bit of racing for themselves.  it not that scary and i encourage more to have a crack.

thanks to the tent team, the lorrain drinks and foods service and to the camera /support crew – hope some not tooo embarrassing shots will find their way on to the web pages soon.

It’s All About Performance…[Updated]

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Update: Now you can sing-along…

I know you don’t understand
how could I spend five grand on a bike?

think that’s absurd
well there’s only one answer and there’s only one word

it’s performance – i don’t think you understand
riding with finesse is more than track stands

i got a word of advice for all ya hipsters
go-an-get ya self some brakes and some shifters

i dropped two g’s on my dura-ace
cat one race and i’m setting the pace

my brakes are tuned up i can stop on a dime
when i’m in the pack i’m always holding my line

my bike is so light it’s dialed in just right
i got my seat raised at just the right height

so i can pedal with proficiency don’t mess with my cadence
i pedal to the beat, how you think i made this?

it’s all about performance
that’s the name of the game

i pump up my tyres, and i oil my chain
performance, that’s the name of the game
and i always ride through the pain

all you hipsters think your so tricky
with the messenger bag on the back of a fixy

pedaling quickly down the hill
don’t blow out your knees and take the spill

an anodized chain, cards in ya spokes
how can you ride, your pants are a joke

barely get your hands on your handle bars
looking kind-a-shaky when your weaving through cars

you think it makes you look like courier
it really just makes you look girlier

stainless-steel frame from 1988
you might as well use it as an anchor-weight

it’s all about performance
that’s the name of the game

i pump up my tyres, and i oil my chain
performance, that’s the name of the game

carbon fork, carbon stem, an aluminum frame
god i got-a-get a carbon frame

24/7 i’m in nothing but spandex
cutting through the wind cause i’m aerodynamic

and when i slam it and it makes you look insert
now i’m eating up hills like my name was eddy mercs

with my endurance you don’t stand a chance
my cardiovascular fitness level’s right up there with lance

doing what i can to shave of the seconds
i shave my legs, my girl – she doesn’t get it

i ambricate(?) my skin but i’m never doping
electrolyte smoothies every morning for my focus

i smoke my opponents anytime anywhere
you try to hang on me i’ll have you pedaling squares

it’s all about performance that’s the name of the game
i pump up my tyres, then i oil my chain

performance, that’s the name of the game
and i never feel the pain

it’s all about performance that’s the name of the game
i pump up my tyres, then i oil my chain

performance, that’s the name of the game
and i always ride through the pain.

Enjoy!  – Snuggles… 😉

Pemberton Road Race Report – Cat C

Race report by John.

so friday we left perth at around 2pm and arrived before dark .  spent saturday looking around the area with the family and in the afternoon it was the crits.

i watched our spr team warm up and go thru their various preparation routines and checked out the course.  bit of a tough course by the looks of it with some steep sections and a very tight corner at the end of a downhill run.  anyway i’ll leave the crit details to those that raced it.

next day it was the road race.  i lined up with brett l and kimbo in cat C along with 30 or so others.  we had one aim- stick with the group.  i knew from my last fiasco at joondalup that once you get dropped it’s pretty much good-night.  ryan’s advice was to not do any chasing.  i thought no danger of me doing that…

the course is a figure 8 with one of the eight’s circles about 3 times as big as the other.  the smaller circle had the steepest climb but nothing compared to a sunday ride in length.  still, in a race, it hurts.

the bigger circle took us on undulating back country roads for half, then a main highway for the rest.  in terms of variety this little 33km figure 8 course had it all.  our race was 2 laps.

ok so what happened?  well i started out in the 1st 3rd of the bunch and stayed there much of the 1st bigger circle.  brett did some generous towing for some part of the fast section.  i’m sure he paid for it come the next steep part.  i then found myself 2nd just prior to the steep little hill.  

 

turning the corner to start the steep section
turning the corner to start the steep section

quarter way up the climb there was a break. at this point the fit boys took off and left me in about 10 place.  this is one of those moments you play back in your mind thinking ‘why did i not htfu and hold the wheel?’  

well i think lack of some vicky king park specials and no fast hard rides for the last 10 days left me nicely rested, but a bit under cooked.  anyway about 6 or 7 of us were left in a chase group behind the leading group of 6.  

we continued on our merry way and worked together on the faster sections to try and make ground.  to no avail as the 1st 6 guys seemed way too far ahead and not even in sight.

on the second lap we were hit by some heavy showers with lightning.  bit scary but we were on rubber tyres so i guess we were safe enough.  at this point we lost some of our group over the undulating sections with visibility (as well as moral) much reduced.

it cleared by the time we hit the fast section for the last time that although we were not racing for a place,  the three of us that were left wanted to cross the line first.  

the 2 lost me on the steep hill again (dam it) but not by too much (about 400m).  i fought my guts out to get back on and i was encouraged to see i was making ground.  in the meantime i think they had thought they’d lost me.   it was not until they turned to go down the last hill toward the finish that they spotted me and quickly tried to up the pace.

i had about 200 m to catch up before the finish which was now about 1 km away.  this is where all those races down welshpool rd against gerry and mark came in handy.  i felt right at home smashing it down hill and caught them as we reach the last home straight which is a 3 degree climb.

we all looked at each other to see who was going to ‘draw’ first… then the stronger of the other 2 took off but i pounced quickly taking a wide sweep to avoid any hanger-ons, pumped my legs for all they were worth past him to take out 8th place.  

 

only my 8 yr old son managed to snap my finish...
only my 8 yr old son managed to snap my finish...

 

 

 

we all shook hands and the it felt great to actually finish an individual race.

in summary joondalup memories are now laid to rest and i think cat ‘c’ is my natural place to be (for now).  

i just need to anticipate/learn some of the likely sections teams will make a break on – and if you can work as a team you have a huge advantage as i witnessed 1st hand.

thanks to all who helped organise the trip.

– John

B Team Riders – Request

i’m looking for a training ride for mid week mornings (perhaps twice a week). 

is there such a thing for the non ‘A’ group riders ie ‘A’ group wannabes… 

if not perhaps we could organise something? i’m thinking a 6.00 or 6.30 start and say 40-60 kms?

if something is already in place  – please let me know (ie post a comment here)- i don’t want to barge in.

cheers,

John

(still suffering new bike psychosis…)