ho ho ho.
on the twelfth day of christmas
my true love sent to me
a twelve inch balance kids bike
three chain ring crankset (for the alps)
two carbon lightweight wheels, and
a custom made titanium road bike
you can leave any or all of these things under my tree. maybe except number 8, i was grasping at straws for that one.
don’t forget that breakfast is at jerry’s place in city beach so have a good look at the map in case you get lost. my involvement in the ride is yet to be determined so someone have a good look at the course to give directions.
cost is $10 and i have no idea what will be provided as lorriane has done everything without my involvement. based on the previous two breakfasts though, it should be good.
you are encouraged to add some decorative flair to your bike or person for this ride as we will be passing through the city to spread some festive cheer. whether it is a santa hat, some tinsel on the bike or a full on santa suit, it is up to you. but remember, scarborough beach road may get a little fast for the fat man.
The original “Eight Maids a miking” always sounded good to me…..but then my imagination is probably a lot naughtier than the literal meaning (whatever that is suppossd to be anyway).
It sounds good to us too! All the Mikes are very grateful for their Eight Maids (one letter makes such a difference). Thank you Santa.
What them eight maids be milking me dear boy??
I was just thinking of them doing the washing, ironing and cleaning of the bike – honest !
It was my first time ever
and I’ll never forget
I’d do it again without
a single regret.
The sky was dark ,
the moon was high.
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft.
Her eyes were blue.
I knew just what
she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine.
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.. .
Hmm, I gotta go find me a cow..
Dont make it a calf though Ryan 🙂
Also, make sure it’s a girl cow.