Hills 9th May

By Jonny

The day started with a call from Pete saying he was running late and to not wait as he would join us later on the route. Pete also said that Julian was still in bed and wouldn’t be riding either. Now if I was writing for the West Australian and not the SPR blog I would have put two and two together come up with 7 and wondered what Julian was doing in Pete’s bed in the first place! If I was a journalist for A Current Affair I would have put two and two together come up with 13 million and announced “President and Vice President of SPCC in love pact plan plot to terrorise Perth’s Roads……..blah blah…..mortage rate increase….blah blah…….petrol price increase. Truth is they were probably both cooking breakfast in bed for there understanding partners but were too macho to admit it !

Luckily I had checked out the route and was confident of at least leading the fast group. Christophe offered to look after the rest as the route was programmed into his Garmin. I told everyone the plan and after emphasising where the split would take place we were on our way. Heiko and Alistair led us but it wasn’t long before Mark H rode to the front to slow us down because someone had a mechanical. I’m not sure who this was or what the problem was but by the time we got to Canning Hwy I was getting the thumbs up from the back of another long line of cyclists (very impressive for Mother’s Day) and we rolled on. Heiko and Alistair did a good job on the front and after that it was my turn. There was a bit of reluctance from the main group guys near the front to come and join me but it wasn’t too long before somebody did and after one wrong turn we were soon nearing the first climb of Welshpool Rd.

Strangely there was no big surge here just a couple of people pulling slowly away. I later found out a group had got stuck at the lights on Tonkin containing most of the ‘climbers’. Ashley set a good pace from the start but it wasn’t too long before Mike, Heiko, Jarrad etc were up to join him. Stuart and Dan (on the Alloy Cervelo..Insert nickname here) were also up front but decided to take Melaleuca Rd instead of Lesmurdie. I think turning left on to a steeper road while already climbing didn’t appeal too many but I do know Pete is planning to map this on a future ride so beware. Also when he does make sure you follow Stuart (not always easy) and Dan rather than Matthew who went that way and got lost.

Up front Mike and Ashley pulled away, Sato was chasing alone followed by Jarrad alone chasing Sato, followed by Heiko myself, and Dan (yet another one…on a Giant formally De Rosa Dan I think) chasing Jarrad. On the last kick upwards Jarrad had caught Sato and Heiko and I had caught them both. Jarrad suggested letting Sato take the points after his superb effort. I agreed but then my legs didn’t and they sprinted off up the road taking me with them.

1st hill (Welshpool): bonner, ashley, jonny, heiko, sato

We re-grouped at the petrol station and it became clear it was going to be quite a small group considering how many had started. I guess most needed to be back early but would not be surprised if a few others simply followed the wheel in front and missed the Lesmurdie Rd turn off. I had a photo request at the top and only later wondered about identity theft……oh well not much to steel anyway.

The descent down Lawnbrook was fun but on the climb Heiko, Ainsy and I were happy in the laughing group and left the hard work to others. The talk at the top was wondering where Brodie was; being a good son we summarised but when we heard an obscenity from Jarrad it almost insinuated Brodie had been left with his Mum !! (you probably had to be there…..)

2nd hill (Observatory): bonner, ashley, dan, stuart, sato

The Camelberg was next but after Mike B put in a big effort on the steep bit it was game over for me. Pete joined us here and after some chat it was time to do Mundaring Weir Rd and head to Kalamunda. Nobody was sure who got over the line first so Mike might want to correct us here. Regardless I somehow think his KOM title will be safe for another month.

3rd hill (Camelburg): ashley, bonner, stuart, dan, jarrad

By now my legs had decided they didn’t want to play anymore so no more contesting hill points for me.

4th hill (Mundaring Weir Rd): bonner, ashley, stuart, dan, jarrad

Hopefully part 2 will follow as I and a few others decided to bypass the last climb in order to head home a little earlier. Unfortunately this plan didn’t work out as the coffee only arrived 30 seconds before the Gooseberry Hill raiding party did. In Chris’s case his muffin arrived long after the ones ordered by the second group !!

5th hill (Gooseberry) ?????

At least we had a fair sized group for the ride home. The group stayed together really well and didn’t even need to wait for a re-group at the bottom of Welshpool. After sharing the work on the way home I tried to take the final sprint and thought I was going to get it before being over-taken by a blur of white poserness.

9 thoughts on “Hills 9th May”

  1. Quite happy for Ashley to have the points on the Camelberg. Some guy in white had already mucked up the finish by going way too early and petering out (no pun intended) after he thought he had finished the job, only to leave dissatisfaction in his wake.

    Ashley was very strong on the hills all day and should go well down at Dardanup. If team tactics come into play in C grade, he would be the one to send away in a break on the first lot of undulations. This would allow the sprinters to sit on ready for the long downhill run back into town.

    I managed to take the points on the Gooseberg after being led out for most of the way.

  2. 1 Mike 2 Ashley 3 Stuart 4 Jarrad 5 Sato ??? According to Heiko but he is not sure, too busy telling his legs to “shut up”.

  3. Was fantastic to see so many out there sunday.
    After being stuck at the lights on Roe Hwy we finally managed to catch up as we hit the climb but I wasnt keen on hurting myself as out testing the body after the half but had an enjoyable ride with the main group and quick service for coffee too, noice noice 🙂
    Bar the little bingle somebody had on Burswood bike path T boning a little girl who cut in front of us 🙁 Lucky nothing was broken. Names with held at this early stage..

  4. I can categorically and undeniably state that I was woken up by Peter’s phone call and a blow to the ribs from my wife abusing me for having my phone on loud! I did wake up at 5 in readiness for the rie but thought an extra 5 minutes sleep would do me good. I did manage a 60 km trip that included Crystal Brook Rd but nothing like the 5 climbs. Thanks for the points update, the page will be updated accordingly.

    Cheers, Julian

  5. 1 Mike 2 Asley 3 Stuart 4 Sato 5 Jarrad
    Jarrad gave me some extra points at the last one:)

  6. Great write up Jonny,
    I didn’t think i was even in the points on the final climb, i think Dan was ahead of me also, along with plenty of pain, exhaustion and general disdain towards Gooseberry!

  7. +1 Great write up, and a great hill ride with stunning weather!
    No extra points for going on Stuart’s route? gee that’s tough 😉
    Great ride by Ash as well, definately helping to mix it up at the pointy end.

    Without any prejudice intended..Gee those Cervelo’s on the ride help make it a better looking group!

  8. I was going to suggest you guys got some points especially as you were both with the front group when you turned off. At least you will know the climb when we all do it and where is the best place to hurt the rest of us.
    ps nice wordplay on Stuarts surname Gee.

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